THE MAX- KEVIN O'NIEL
Sunday, December 23rd, 2007
@Bengals (+3) over Browns
Selection and analysis by Matty Baiungo
It sure looks like the Bungles are back, doesn?t it?
With just 5 wins and off an embarrassing loss at San
Francisco, who on earth will be backing Cincinnati
this week? Not many, especially with the Browns
coming in red-hot and playoff bound. The short
price looks too easy, but buyer beware. This is not
a good spot for Cleveland. The Brownies enter off a
huge playoff implication win over the Bills. And I?m
sure you all saw that it was played in blizzard like
conditions. The Browns did just enough to win as
no touchdowns were scored. Phil Dawson kicked 2
field goals and they also got a safety on a botched
punt. It was their first win when scoring less than
27 points this year. But big offensive production
was not expected in the horrible conditions. The 8-0
win also marked their first shutout since 2005, a
stretch of 36 games. Playing a perfect game in
miserable weather will most definitely result in a dip
in performance for the Browns this week.
These two met back in week 2 with the Browns
winning a wild game 51-45. The combined 96
points came on 1,085 yards of offense. Carson
Palmer had a monster game completing 33 of 50 for
401 yards on his way to a career-high 6 TD passes.
It was the Bengals best passing game of the season,
and considering the season-long struggles, they?ve
got to be salivating at the chance of playing
Cleveland again. It was also the game in which
Cleveland handed the offense to Derek Anderson.
And it?s been a fairy tale story since with Cleveland
winning 9 games. Jamal Lewis ran roughshod on
Cincy?s defense to the tune of 216 yards so look for
him to get a boatload of carries here.
Cleveland has had trouble when facing good
offensive teams this year. They?ve lost to the
Steelers by 27 and 3, beat the Bengals by 6, lost at
the Patriots by 17, beat the Seahawks by 3, and lost
at Arizona by 6. They?ve yet to win a road game vs.
a decent offense. Wins at Oakland, St Louis,
Baltimore, and the Jets don?t stand for much. They
were already gashed by the Bengals, and Cincinnati
has the firepower to trade points with the Browns.
Cincinnati was a 7?-point road favorite in the first
meeting, so getting a field goal at home with them
now presents a good opportunity to fade a bad
Cleveland defense. Bengals by 3.
Texans (+7) over @Colts
Selection and analysis by Kevin O?Neill
The Colts have nothing to play for. Nothing. Nada.
Zip. Zero. They?re locked in as 2nd seed in the AFC
no matter what happens in the last two weeks, and
while it isn?t like Dungy is going to give his starters
an entire month off (2 games, bye week) before
their first playoff affair, this is a banged up team
that needs to get healthy. There?ll be some focus on
getting sharp, but any urgency will be artificial, and
while Manning is always professional, and is a
demanding leader, everyone goes into this one
knowing that all they need to do is stay sharp. We
saw the lack of urgency in Oakland. The Colts
enjoyed all kinds of breaks early (including a punt
return for a TD). Then after a goal line stand by
Oakland, the Colts allowed a 20-play, 99-yard TD
drive. That?s a team without much killer instinct
right now, because there is no need for one. And
the urgency doesn?t just lessen in this case. There
actually is no urgency.
In meaningful and meaningless situations alike, the
Colts have struggled mightily this time of year. The
Colts under Tony Dungy are 0-10 against the spread
in the last two weeks of the season. Many of those
losses were due to Dungy looking to get his club
healthy. One reason we used the Raiders on the late
phones last week was the fact that the Colts were so
beat up at receiver, dressing only three wideouts in
Oakland. This is obviously a time to get those
people healthy. Playing hurt is a way of life in the
NFL, but right now the Colts are all about getting
and staying healthy.
Despite a win earlier in the week, Houston was
eliminated from the playoffs on a Sunday. After a 2-
14 campaign last year the Texans are at .500
despite having a league-high 17 players placed on
injured reserve. This 7-7 team showed what
direction they?re heading in during their 31-13
Thursday night home win over the Broncos. This is
an ascendant team, with a young defense (all
starters in their 20?s) and some solid younger
offensive skill position players. Mario Williams has
gone from the national joke that somehow was
drafted ahead of Reggie Bush to a top-notch young
defensive lineman, with 13 sacks on the season.
Now over his nagging injury, Andre Johnson is the
best young receiver in football and the Texans are
5-2 in games he starts. Sage Rosenfels, likely to
start today, has been terrific, and Schaub?s shoulder
injury hasn?t hurt the team a bit. The Texans are 0-
5 at Indianapolis, with the average loss being by 19
points. But this is a much better Houston team, and
all those games were meaningful to the Colts, while
this one means nothing. Take the points. Texans
@New England (-22) over Miami
Selection and Analysis by Erik Scheponik
Weather forecasts and their relationship to football
games are difficult enough to predict on game day,
let alone a week advance, but as of now it does look
like it is going to warm up and be tolerable in New
England by the time Sunday rolls around. However,
even a little cold or precipitation won?t scare me
away (granted I won?t lay this price in a complete
blizzard or ice storm) and the fact that the Patriots
never came close to covering against the Jets in the
snow and sleet this past weekend give us some line
value here today. This warm weather Miami bunch
won?t take to the elements as well as the Jets did
this past weekend, but either way, the conditions
will be priced into the line, so monitor the forecast
to make sure you are getting a good number. The
current line, if weather is not an issue, is simply not
high enough. New England laid 24 to Philadelphia,
and 10.5 to Pittsburgh on this field, and also 18.5 at
Baltimore. How can they lay only 22 to one of the
two worst teams in football? Miami has lost 7
games this season by double digits, and they are off
of a draining overtime win against Baltimore that
broke a string of 16 straight losses. They are not
improving, they simply beat a team (barely) that
doesn?t care anymore, has a lot of good players out
of the lineup, and missed a field goal in overtime.
After finally winning to avoid the embarrassment of
going 0-16, I think there will be a letdown.
I?m not going to bore you with stats that will in
every way prove New England?s ridiculous
dominance in this game. New England is probably
the best team I?ve ever seen?and Miami is brutally
bad. New England can name their score in this
game, and have won 5 games by more than this
margin on the season, and 4 more by 21 points
exactly. They led Miami 42-7 AT THE HALF in the
first meeting this year. I think they will put on a
show in their last home game of the season, and
just so you don?t think I?ve morphed into a chalkeating
Sunday square (you know the type of bettor
that is making a lot more money than me in the NFL
this season), playoff teams playing their last regular
season home game are a 59% long-term
proposition. I thought this line would be 27-28,
and my power ratings, which have had trouble
keeping up with the Pats all season (had them at ?1
at Indy, -13 at Baltimore and-17 against Philly),
actually make New England 24.5-25 here. Nice to
see how the other half lives every now and then.
Kill ?em Pats?Kill ?em. New England by 30
Jets @Titans under 37?
Selection and analysis by Kevin O?Neill
A few weeks ago a defender on a Titans
opponent saying that their game plan was to
?make Vince Young be a quarterback?. That?s
certainly an indication that Young has a long
way to go to become an elite signal caller, no
matter how good his leadership skills are and
how mobile he is. After a dynamite rookie
year, Young has struggled this season. He
simply isn?t a good enough passer. The Jets
similarly have quarterback problems. Kellen
Clemens won the job via some decent
performances but he was inconsistent and then
he hurt his shoulder Sunday, necessitating the
insertion of Chad Pennington into the lineup.
Clemens will probably play on Sunday, but
neither of these teams is strong at the
quarterback position right now. Both are more
likely to kick a field goal than score a TD, and
both struggle even when handed good
opportunities (the Titans had field goal ?drives?
of 2 and 6 yards on Sunday).
When Albert Haynesworth is in the lineup, the
Titans defense is one of the better outfits in
the league, very strong on the inside and
difficult to run against. The Jets defense has
a lot of poor numbers, but have tightened up
lately, allowing 19 points per game in their last
7 games despite playing the Patriots, Browns,
Cowboys, and Steelers in that span. Both of
these teams struggle to get into the end zone
and are in the bottom quartile of touchdowns
scored, but the Titans are #1 and the Jets #4
in number of field goals. 8-6 Tennessee
needs help, but still has a shot at the playoffs,
so they?ll bring a lot of defensive intensity to
this one. With an improving Jets D, a solid
Titans D, two limited offenses, and the
propensity to kick field goals instead of
punching balls into the end zone, this looks like
a low scoring game. Go under the total.