The most functional word in the English language is... Sh!t.
That's right, sh!t! Consider this:
You can be sh!t faced, sh!t out of luck, or have sh!t for
brains. With a little effort, you can get your shi!t together,
find a place for your sh!t or, decide to sh!t or get off the
pot.
You can smoke sh!t, buy sh!t, sell shit, lose sh!t, find sh!t,
forget sh!t, and tell others to eat sh!t and die. Some people
know their sh!t, while others can't tell the difference between
sh!t and Shinola.
There are lucky sh!ts, dumb sh!ts, crazy sh!ts and sweet sh!ts.
There is bull sh!t, horse sh!t and chicken sh!t. You can throw
sh!t, sling sh!t, catch sh!t, shoot the sh!t, or duck when sh!t
hits the fan.
You can give a sh!t or serve sh!t on a shingle. You can find
yourself in deep sh!t or be happier than a pig in sh!t. Some
days are colder than sh!t, some days are hotter than sh!t and
some days are just plain sh!tttty.
Some music sounds like sh!t, things can look like sh!t, and
there are times when you feel like sh!t. You can have too much
sh!t, not enough sh!t, the right sh!t, the wrong sh!t or a lot
of weird sh!t.
You can carry sh!t, have a mountain of sh!t, or find yourself
up sh!t creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch
turns to sh!t and other times you fall in a bucket of sh!t and
come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic
building block of life. And remember, once you know your sh!t,
you don't need to know anything else.
:moon:
