Episode 10 The Children
Well holy hell.....what an amazing episode:00hour
- Ok we thought Prince Oberyn killed Ser Gregor "the Mountain" Clegane, umm maybe not? Grand Maester Pycelle is certain that "the mountain" is done, Qyburn believes that he can save Ser Gregor, and Cersei orders him to do everything he can. What's up with that? Why is Cersei concerned if he lives or dies:shrug: And what the fuck is Qyburn going to do? Going to turn "the Mountain into some sort of cybernetic organism?
- Cersei tells her father, Tywin that she will not marry Ser Loras, she also confesses to him that the rumors of incest between herself and Jaime are true, and that her children have no royal lineage. Tywin not having any of that shit. She leaves to be with Jaime, where she confesses her love to him. We got some incest coming up in Season 5 people:00hour
- In the dungeon Tyrion awaits his execution. Jaime fresh off some quality incest sex arrives to rescue him. Jamie leads him out of the dungeon. Tyrion, using a small hidden passage, sneaks into the Tower of the Hand and finds Shae in his father's bed. She grabs a knife and tries to stab him, well ummm Tyrion ain't going for that shit. He strangles her, yep she's done. Poor Tyrion
- Taking Joffrey's crossbow off the wall, he goes on a mission to find his father. He finds his father on the shitter and has a little chat with him about Shae. When Tywin calls her a whore, Tyrion warns him to not use that word again, but when he does, Tyrion lights him up with an arrow. And then another arrow and
finally Tywin is dead.
- Jon Snow gets all bad ass and meets with Mance Rayder, then out of freaking nowhere Stannis Baratheon (and his annoying fire bitch) show up and save the day.
- Jon burns Ygritte's remains north of the Wall, poor Jon, he will never find a girl like Ygritte
- Far north of the Wall, Bran and his buddies near the end of their journey. As they reach the large Heart Tree these skeleton fuckers start climbing out of the snow:scared Jojen is killed in the attack, but Bran, Hodor, and Meera are saved by some child that looked like she was cast in Mad Max.
- We finally get to see the three-eyed raven, and what does he do? He tells Bran that he will never walk again, but he will fly. Well fuck that shit! They go through all that crap and this wise raven dude says that. Not worth the journey in my opinion, sheesh:facepalm:
- Daenerys finds out her third dragon (the one on the loose) killed a three year old girl. She has no choice and is forced lock the other two dragons in the catacombs beneath the Great Pyramid. Sad day for Daenerys
- Brienne finds Arya, wow:scared Ya think we are going to get a happy ending and Arya is going to finally see her sister again and all is going to be great. Then Arya decides she isn't going with Brienne:scared WTF? Of course it didn't help that Brienne was holding a Lannister sword, nope that didn't help things at all. The Hound and Brienne have one hell of a battle but Brienne wins, knocks the Hound off a cliff. Arya hides and evades Brienne. She finds the Hound mortally wounded at the bottom of a hill. Though he eventually begs her to kill him, she instead takes the money he had and leaves. I was hoping Arya would kill him and cross another name off her list. But I think her leaving the hound to die a slow death was the right move.
- Arya takes off and arrives at a nearby harbor, she buys passage on a ship bound for Braavos with the coin Jaqen H'ghar/Valar Morghulis gave to her.
Yes that's right THE Jaqen H'ghar/Valar Morghulis:00hour
I sure hope we get to see Jaqen H'ghar/Valar Morghulis again, I love that dude, he might be my fave character in the series. I hope we get to see him again.
Jaqen H'ghar/Valar Morghulis
