Season 5 Episode 8 "Hardhome" May 31st
What a kick ass episode, wew baby that was a one hell of an episode:firing::firing::firing:
- My girl Arya gets her first job, she assumes the identity of Lanna, an oyster seller. Jaqen H'ghar orders her to pay a visit to a not so nice businessman. It seems Arya will be doing some killing pretty soon, do not fuck with Arya, ummm I mean Lanna.
- Jorah and Tyrion are brought before Daenerys, Tyrion explains that he is all ready to be an adviser for Daenerys. Daenerys is convinced she can trust Tyrion, seems Tyrion is now on team dragon. Things did not go well for Mr. Friendzone Jorah though, he got banished, he tries and he tries but Ms. Dragon will not forgive him. Jorah returns to Yezzan, and tells him that he will fight in the pits for him, yep one last ditch effort to see Daenerys again.
- You have to love when Daenerys says that the powerful houses of Westeros are spokes on a wheel, and that she intends on breaking the wheel. Rock solid quote from Ms. Dragon:
"I am not going to stop the wheel....I will break it".
Well fuck yeah, Ms. Dragon is ready to fuck some shit up.
- Cersei remains locked in her cell, and she ain't happy. Psychopath Qyburn pays her a visit and informs her that the High Sparrow has charged her with adultery, murder, incest, and the doozie....the murder of Robert Baratheon. Only charges missing were Insider Trading:mj07: Added bonus.......Septa Unella constantly getting into Cersei face saying "confess, confess, confess"......and then smacks her in that face with a spoon, hell yeah:00hour
- At Winterfell, Sansa learns from Reek that he did not kill Bran and Rickon, finally some good news for Sansa, Woo hoo:00hour
- Roose, Ramsay and their men discuss their plan for the coming battle with Stannis, fuckhead Ramsay wants to play hero and insists that they should confront Stannis directly as a show of force. Pretty stupid considered they are stuck in the snow. Ramsay wants twenty men to ride on Stannis' camp, that could prove to be a very bad decision for Ramsay.
- Jon, Edd Tollett, and Tormund arrive at Hardhome and holy shit balls does that visit go to shit, like major shit. The visit really could not have gone worse. I will not be vacationing in Hardhome any time soon, nope not a place I want to visit. First they meet with the Lord of Bones, that meeting doesn't go well. After a tense standoff, Tormund kills the Lord of Bones and orders his advisors to gather the elders, not a good start to the board meeting, nope not a good start at all. The second meeting goes a bit better, Jon and Tormund are able to convince roughly 5,000 wildings to come with them, though the Thenns, lead by Loboda do not join them.
- While loading the ships with wildlings, Hardhome is attacked by the army of the dead, and wew baby did they attack:scared The fight is going ok until our hero Jon (and Loboda) heads into the large hut (to get the dragonglass). Jon and Loboda are attacked by a White Walker, yep a fucking White Walker:scared Loboda is killed easily and then the White Walker moves on to kill Jon. Jon is attacked before he can recover the dragonglass, and manages to escape the hut. The White Walker pursues him and they fight, however the Walker is totally stunned when he is unable to break Jon's Valyrian steel sword, Valyrian steel saves the day:00hour Jon kills the White Walker, woo hoo:00hour Now I may be wrong but I think the White Walker Jon killed was Benjen Stark, again not sure? It kind of looked like him but maybe it wasn't. Shortly after Jon kills the White Walker Hardhome is over-ran with army of the dead and it falls. Super bad ass CEO White Walker (Night?s King) walks to end of dock and stares down Jon Snow, Jon does not flinch.