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Justinsmom829 said:
Amazing, not only do you double wides know everything, now you can speak for the entrire forum as well, is there anything out of your power. I haven't been here that long, but I would have thought at least one person here would like to see me in Vegas, OH THE SHAME OF IT ALL. Since you know all and speak for everybody can you help me out just this once. The guys I usually go to the track with on Saturday night won't be back in town till later and I will be visiting some friends so I can't get hold of them till it's time to go, do you think they will want to drive or should I get the Camaro ready (not comfortable for 3 guys), or just meet them at one of their houses on my 2-wheeler, or take the wife's Caravan, though she may take the kids somewhere tonight. Tough decision, but I'm sure you'll know what to do.
Pengy:
Watch out my little western Pennsylvanian cyber-friend, these big city eastern PA babes are nothin to mess with. Peter and I are still lickin our wounds.
Sue, Mel, Tara and Helen, please be easy on your fellow Pennsylvannian. However, girls beware, this guy is pretty bright and may be able to take all four of you on. Recently, he received a promotion at work.
Frankly, I hope all of you go to Vegas. I'm not going.
Ed
Watch out my little western Pennsylvanian cyber-friend, these big city eastern PA babes are nothin to mess with. Peter and I are still lickin our wounds.
Sue, Mel, Tara and Helen, please be easy on your fellow Pennsylvannian. However, girls beware, this guy is pretty bright and may be able to take all four of you on. Recently, he received a promotion at work.
Frankly, I hope all of you go to Vegas. I'm not going.
Ed
Hey Eddie~How's it been? Just wondering, is he as bright as an orange, like ourselves?
Penguinfan~I really don't think that Melissa was speaking for the "entire forum", just the "wide loads" from the softball team. Please tell me that you seriously drive a Camaro, as I really need a good laugh today!
Penguinfan~I really don't think that Melissa was speaking for the "entire forum", just the "wide loads" from the softball team. Please tell me that you seriously drive a Camaro, as I really need a good laugh today!
Hi hon:
I'm glad your finally talking to me after I dumped you several months ago. I hope we can be friends. I cant believe Pengy called you guys double wides. He must not have seen the pictures.
By the way, are there any other pictures of the team other than those posted in that supersized thread. Let me know. Oh yeah, dont let Dogs That Bark aka Wayne see us talking to one another. He thinks I'm a philanderer since I'm married.
See Wayne is from Bowling Green Kentucky. He and his sidekick, 65, are somewhat, shall we say, rubelike and cant understand two professional, cosmopolitan, urbanites like you and I having a sensual caring relationship while being married to our respective spouses.
You and I share the burden of being sophisticated, social, open-minded adults in a world seemingly filled with intellectually-challenged, bible-toting, small town, troglodytes. I find its best we let them wallow away their meaningless existences listening to Vince Gill and watching Nascar while our kind continues to enjoy the fruits of western civilization.
In support of the Penguin, give him a chance BatWoman, I mean Helen. Hes a fellow urbanite with a quick wit. I know we didnt work out but I think you and Pengy may have that certain je'n sais quois.
Au revoir my love,
E
I'm glad your finally talking to me after I dumped you several months ago. I hope we can be friends. I cant believe Pengy called you guys double wides. He must not have seen the pictures.
By the way, are there any other pictures of the team other than those posted in that supersized thread. Let me know. Oh yeah, dont let Dogs That Bark aka Wayne see us talking to one another. He thinks I'm a philanderer since I'm married.
See Wayne is from Bowling Green Kentucky. He and his sidekick, 65, are somewhat, shall we say, rubelike and cant understand two professional, cosmopolitan, urbanites like you and I having a sensual caring relationship while being married to our respective spouses.
You and I share the burden of being sophisticated, social, open-minded adults in a world seemingly filled with intellectually-challenged, bible-toting, small town, troglodytes. I find its best we let them wallow away their meaningless existences listening to Vince Gill and watching Nascar while our kind continues to enjoy the fruits of western civilization.
In support of the Penguin, give him a chance BatWoman, I mean Helen. Hes a fellow urbanite with a quick wit. I know we didnt work out but I think you and Pengy may have that certain je'n sais quois.
Au revoir my love,
E
Hey Ed~ There you go indulging in your delusions again. We never had anything except a few choice words. Please do not get confused by that!!!!
You call your friend quick witted. I gotta let you know that I haven't seen it yet. Some of his attacks are just plain old juvenile, not really clever or witty at all. To be quite honest I think he needs to cancel his subscription to "Behind the Times", as it may have been "cool" to drive a Camaro back in 1986, clearly it is recognized that only gays waste their money on Camaros these days
You call your friend quick witted. I gotta let you know that I haven't seen it yet. Some of his attacks are just plain old juvenile, not really clever or witty at all. To be quite honest I think he needs to cancel his subscription to "Behind the Times", as it may have been "cool" to drive a Camaro back in 1986, clearly it is recognized that only gays waste their money on Camaros these days
:lol: :lol:
oh man.....where's the good DR.STRANGELOVE.....????
oh yeah, that's right.....he's probably up at the cottage driving one of his MANY camaros.....:brows:
Eddie Haskell said:
Talk about getting your name dragged in threads... I did think the troglodyte line was humorous, however, and it didn't make me want to hit you, Eddie. Good "burnout" btw. Vince Gill, lmfao!
Helen said:
Perhaps just this once you could let Melissa speak for herself and clarify that then. Have two laughs today then because I own 2 Camaros, but I don't drive either of them on a regular basis, I'm afraid I take the Buick back and forth to work on days that are not fit for the motorcycle.
"A quick-Wit" is certainly a compliment for our esteemed counselor, but once again I defer to the master on that issue:You and I share the burden of being sophisticated, social, open-minded adults in a world seemingly filled with intellectually-challenged, bible-toting, small town, troglodytes. I find its best we let them wallow away their meaningless existences listening to Vince Gill and watching Nascar while our kind continues to enjoy the fruits of western civilization.
Is there like a dictionary for this kind of stuff or something Eddie?
Penguifan
I keep getting these warnings that you are bright, witty and so on. I really thought when you said you were gonna police these forums you were at least gonna be a challenge. This is kinda boring, my friend!!! I thought that you were gonna take care of our fat asses. What's up, alls ya got is childish name calling and "it ain't my fault you have all that extra skin". Honestly!!!!
Listen, here's what I'll do. You take some time and work on your material and I'll catch up with ya during the week. Good luck at the track!!!!
Listen, here's what I'll do. You take some time and work on your material and I'll catch up with ya during the week. Good luck at the track!!!!
TV~Sorry it took me so long to get back, but I would like to clear this all up. I wasn't referring to the thread that you posted about, where Petey said it was rude to single out people. I was talking bout when I first started posting this softball season and he said this isnt a place to be wishing people happy birthdays, it is a gambling forum.
Eddie~ How u doing?
Penguin and Kotysdad~You two are ridiculous with all this bashing of my friends. You don't know them to be making some of the statements that u r. You should get all the facts before u start making false accusations.
Eddie~ How u doing?
Penguin and Kotysdad~You two are ridiculous with all this bashing of my friends. You don't know them to be making some of the statements that u r. You should get all the facts before u start making false accusations.
Susan, my darling:
I'm doing fine, and you? How are my four favorite eastern corridor lovely young ladies doing this fine late summer afternoon. Very hot here in the breadbasket of the good ole USA. Looking forward to the beginning of fantasy football. Give my best to my beloved Helen, that warm and pugnacious Missy, and the diminutive Tara.
Lovingly,
Eddie
I'm doing fine, and you? How are my four favorite eastern corridor lovely young ladies doing this fine late summer afternoon. Very hot here in the breadbasket of the good ole USA. Looking forward to the beginning of fantasy football. Give my best to my beloved Helen, that warm and pugnacious Missy, and the diminutive Tara.
Lovingly,
Eddie
ESSO said:
I really REALLY wanted to let this die, please show me where I made ONE false accusation. Fact is Helen feels the need to stick up for her buddy, the same Helen who comes in a gambling forum to take a dump whenever she sees fit and can't figure out how a gambling contest works. Wow, I wonder just what she is here for? You get your facts straight or let this thread go down the drain where it belongs. Soon as one of you post something of a gambling nature let me know, and I will save you the time of running to the MLB forum and looking for my record, it isn't there, I have given only 3 baseball plays here (all winners), I am a horse player and people in the track forum (especially MJB) will vouch for the money I have made there, lots if your ever interested. So again I say, get YOUR facts straight or let this thread die.
Penguinfan
Sue ~ just ignore this guy he is really touchy.
Helen ~ I think you posted an extremely ligitimated question about the gambling contest. Thanks for asking it you cleared up a few of my questions also.
PF ~ good luck at the track.
Miss Missy
Helen ~ I think you posted an extremely ligitimated question about the gambling contest. Thanks for asking it you cleared up a few of my questions also.
PF ~ good luck at the track.
Miss Missy
Missy~Yea I got that from his post. I am not paying attention to them guys anymore. I am beginning to think they they feel a little threatened by us and that is why they are so persistent and defensive. O well, I dont know these guys from Adam and wont lose any sleep over their pathetic attempts to make themselves feel better bout themselves.
Missy, taking the high road I see, well good luck to you as well
Esso, if this will close the issue I will let those last couple of attempted cracks slide, otherwise it is on!
Penguinfan
Esso, if this will close the issue I will let those last couple of attempted cracks slide, otherwise it is on!
Penguinfan
make it slick and make it stick
make it slick and make it stick
Esso, you may not know me from adam now, but you sure will in a few months. Do you prefer astrolube or motion lotion?
P Squared
make it slick and make it stick
Esso, you may not know me from adam now, but you sure will in a few months. Do you prefer astrolube or motion lotion?
P Squared
Pee Pee keep it clean this is a family site. Esso don't even sweat this guy Gertie must be giving him shit again because he borrowed money to bet Ace. You know how she can be.
Miss Missy
Miss Missy
