These people take life WAY too seriously! Holy shit!
After this inspection, if the work has not been completed or adequate proof that the work has been contracted for a timely completion, the covenant violations will be submitted to the law firm representing the HOA with all associated costs of enforcement to be borne by the property owner in violation.
Hi everyone. Just moved into the neighborhood. Need to put up our mailbox. Does anyone know of a handyman I could use?
Finding a lot of golf balls in our back yard REAL ONES. Don't want a broken window,holes in our fence or our son to run over them with the mower. Pretty sure coming from street behind us but not sure which house.
To the person whacking their golf balls in my backyard: You are cordially invited to my house. ..... Way. I have something to discuss with you.
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Please clean up after your 2dogs! Everyday is a little much! Not going to be nice about it any more!
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ATTENTION HOMEOWNERS (Note 4 of 4):
No receiving or transmitting antenna or device shall be located on any lot unless it is entirely inside the dwelling. The exception to this would be no more than two satellite reception dishes, each no more than 39 inches in diameter. If they are free standing they must be placed in the back yard behind the back of the house. For corner lots, they may be placed no farther toward the intersecting street than the side of the dwelling that faces that intersecting street. No solar panels or solar heating panel may be placed without the express written consent of the Architectural Control Committee. This covenant is intended to allow this technology to be used if it becomes a well recognized and commonly used technology in the future, but to discourage the unsightly appearance that current solar panel technology exhibits.
I couldn't live in a place like this. I'm a nice guy but fuck (no Joshnads, not buttfuck). Although that's what these rules are like
Fuckin' snobby assholes.
Imfeklhr shot me a PM telling me about this thread
Said, and I quote, "We would need a pole to see if Bart's are a nice guy - maybe have him meat me down south"
:shrug::shrug::shrug:
I wish Jack would
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Does it say anything in the bylaws about taking a dump on the president's porch?
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