PRO190 said:
3% Says WORM goes PAY
I don't think so. You see, to go pay, you need to be accountable to some extent. Your players want more from you. Your players don't want to hear, "Take this game HUGE!!!" They want to hear
why they should take that game!
Here's Worm's spiel:
"Thanks for calling. You made the right choice, friend."
"No....Thank you, Worm! What do you have for me today?"
"State U........HUGE, my man! They are my
Weekly Lock of the Year!"
"Really? Why do you like them so much?"
"What? Hey......I gave you the play! Get off my back!"
"No disrespect intended, Wormfather......I just wanted to know why they stick out to you so much?"
"I don't have time to give my reasoning. Just be grateful!"
"I dunno, man......You sound like you really don't know how to handicap."
"Bullshit! I pick winners, punk! I pick them at 66%, and will be at 75% before the season's end!"
Okay...Sorry! I didn't know! But.......just a "hint" at why you like them?
"Boy......I
told you, I don't have time to explain! You wouldn't understand all the angles, and other things, anyway! Quit trying to get into my head!"
"Head? So, the coin came up heads?"
"HEY!!! Don't go telling that tale!"
"Tale? It came up tails? Make up your mind, man!"
"Hey! My play of the week is researched through, and through!"
"I thought it was your Play of The Year?"
"What? Well...er, um, I.......It is! It's this week's Play of the Year!"
"And who was it on again?"
"What? Who?.....I, er....um...
I don't remember! Man, you are really pissing the Worm off! -CLICK-
......and so it goes.