NO SPOILERS, don't be a dick and spoil the show for Madjackers:nono::nono::nono::nono:
Ozzie man blows and is not funny.
HBO Spain aired Episode 6 instead of 5 last night
For some reason (Conspiracy theory is HBO did it themselves or had a part in the leakfor buzz) HBO Spain aired Episode 6 instead of 5 last night and it's already out there on line. If you have internet you can find it. No spoilers for sure until after it airs this Sunday, but I watched it this morning and god damn if this show doesn't deliver. One hell of an action packed episode and it's great from beginning to end.
Episode 65......... August 13th .......... "Eastwatch"
- Jaime and Bronn survive but Bronn is a tad pissed because he lost his gold, but yep they escaped Daenerys and all that fire, Randyll Tarly and his son, Dickon.....umm not so much. The traitor Randyll refuses to bow to Dany, and sadly Sam's brother also says no, Dany executes them by use of dragon fire, yep bad way to die. But hey they turned their back on Olena and they paid the price. Poor Sam lost his brother and father, but his father was kind of a dick so he'll get over that shit quick, no worries Sam, no worries.
- Bran mind melds with some raven action. He travels beyond the Wall to locate the army of the dead and the White Walkers, The Night King glances at the ravens, and Bran returns to his own body. Bran sends out a group text to the Seven Kingdoms to warn of the impending army, nice job Bran, nice job!
- Sansa and Arya argue over the best way to keep the peace in the North, Arya is all for fucking shit up and chopping off heads, Sansa, not so much. Sansa has now officially realized that Arya is a complete fucking bad-ass. Arya later follows Littlefinger around Winterfell, she knows he's up to his bullshit, she's on it. Littlefinger receives a raven scroll from Maester Wolkan, and leaves the scroll locked inside his room before leaving. Arya gets the keycard from the Winterfell Front Desk and breaks into the locked room, and finds the scroll. She discovers that it is the letter written from Sansa following the death of King Robert, asking her family to swear to King Joffrey. But it is all a set-up, the giant cunt Littlefinger is up to his scheming again, it was all a set-up, Arya just doesn't know it yet. Sansa/Snow should just have killed him when they had the chance, now Littlefinger is back in his element and is up to his shit again.
- Archmaester Ebrose receives the text message sent from Bran, and discusses his warning with several other Archmaesters at the Citadel. Sam walks in and realizes the band of old fucks that shit all day ain't buying it. Sam is like dudes I have seen the dead fucks the text message his legit, the old fucks pay no attention to him. Sam goes back to his shitty condo and has to listen to Gilly read random boring facts out of some stupid book, but wait! As she reads, Gilly finds a passage that states Prince Rhaegar had his marriage to his wife annulled and that he was remarried in a secret ceremony, ummmm hello Gilly basically told Sam that his boy Jon has dragon blood in him, but Sam didn't notice, oh shit!
- Sam finally decides that the Citadel is a complete waste of his time, so he decides to leave and head back to the North. Yep Sam says fuck this shit (literally) and gets the hell out of there.
- Mr Friend-Zone meets up with Daenerys at Dragonstone, wooo hoo! You'd think she'd give him a hand job or something, but no not even a hand job for poor Jorah, he does get a hug though so he's happy!
- Daenerys holds a meeting with her advisors, as well as Jon and Davos. Tyrion presents the idea of bringing evidence of the army of the dead to Cersei, in the hopes of convincing her to join the fight against the White Walkers. Of course Jon decides to lead an expedition North of the Wall to capture a White Walker and bring it south to King's Landing. Yep sounds easy, yep super easy plan I see no problems, yep should take a couple hours, four hours tops.
- Tyrion and Davos arrive at a beach off of King's Landing, and the two sneak into the city. Tyrion meets with Jaime, and requests an audience with Queen Cersei once Jon returns from the North with evidence of the army of the dead. Jaime later conveys Tyrion's message to Cersei, and also informs her that Olenna Tyrell, not Tyrion, was the one who poisoned Joffrey. Cersei doesn't really say much, in fact it looks like she doesn't really give a shit. Then she turns to Jamie and she tells him that she is pregnant, yep another incest baby is on the way, woo hoo!
- Davos heads to the Street of Steel, where he finds Gendry, yep that's right a Gendry sighting, well how about that!
- Jon, Davos, Gendry and Jorah arrive at Eastwatch-by-the-Sea and meet with Tormund, and nope it ain't sunny and warm there, lots of snow, yep lots! They meet up with the Brotherhood Without Banners and the Hound. The group (not including Davos) head beyond the Wall looking to kidnap a member of the White Walker army.
Quote of the episode......."Because we're all still breathing."
Why did the powers that be decide to make this such a short season???
Easy answer..............:0071
The show is so popular ratings are massive worldwide, HBO just raking in the cash. Production costs go down when you make fewer episodes and let me tell you the production costs are huge on that show, it is the most expensive tv show ever made. So if you can produce 7 episodes instead of 10 and viewership keeps going up and production costs go down then it makes perfect sense to cut Season 7 short. It isn't like HBO is taking a hit, in fact it is the complete opposite.
Name one other show that has tripled in ratings (Worldwide) from Episode 1 to Episode 65, you won't find one. This is a GLOBAL hit not just a hit in North America.
As a fan I'd love to see more then 7 episodes this season but there have been 65 episodes so far and they all rock so can't really complain about anything now.
And remember after Season 1 then plan was for 50 episodes in total, we are well past that mark right now.
Also for what's it's worth I think there will be 75 episodes in total and then they'll finish it with a movie, so plenty of time to get your G.O.T. fix in. Once I heard they were cutting Season 7 short I thought to myself maybe they are saving some cash for a movie? We will find out soon enough if my guess is correct?
Not even close to the most expensive show ever made
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