Episode 66......... August 20th .......... "Beyond the Wall"
Wow, what an amazing episode, fuck yeah:firing::firing::firing::firing:
- Arya confronts Sansa about the letter she discovered in Littlefinger's room, and Arya is pissed, she ain't buying the "I had to do it" argument, nope she ain't buying that shit. Sansa finds out Arya was in the crowd when Ned got killed, guess she thought she was the only sibling that saw Ned die, she was wrong.
- Sansa goes into bitch mode and blabs to Littlefinger, what the fuck is she doing? A while back she wanted to kill him now she's telling him about Arya threatening her? Seriously Sansa, wake the fuck up! So yet again Littlefinger gets his way, yep he's back to being Littlefinger. He goes into vintage Littlefinger mode and plants the seed that Brienne of Tarth should protect her from Arya in case she tries to kill her. An e-mail arrives from King's Landing requesting Sansa to come to the capital, Sansa sends Brienne to King's Landing as her representative, despite Brienne's protests and desire to keep her safe. So there ya have it Littlefinger gets what he wants, no Jon, no Brienne and Arya is on the outs, just a matter of time before he gets some Sansa poontang, yep he's getting exactly what he wants. I thought Littlefinger would get killed this season, I was wrong.
- Sansa decided it is a good idea to go snooping through Arya's room, bad idea! Sansa finds the faces, and Arya threatens to take Sansa's face, and points her Valyrian dagger at her, but she's just bluffing, Sansa shits herself and Arya walks out of the room like a boss.
Note: If Arya finds out Littlefinger set her up, Littlefinger will get carved up.
- Jon, Tormund, The Hound, Jorah, Beric, Thoros, Gendry make their journey beyond the Wall in order to capture a wight, it goes poorly, yep things don't go so well. Jon being the swell dude he is offers Jorah back his family sword, Longclaw, which was given by Jorah's father to Jon before his death. Jorah refuses Jon's offer and allows him to keep Longclaw, his Valyrian steel sword. Nice move by Jorah, nice move buddy!
- A bear controlled by the White Walkers attacks the group, and nearly kills Thoros, but they are able to burn and kill the bear and continue on their journey North. The group then finds a small group of wights being led by a White Walker with really cool hair. They sneak attack the wights, and Jon destroys the White Walker with Longclaw. The wights are instantly vaporized once the White Walker is killed, except for one, which the group ties up and takes captive. Things are going well right, WRONG!
- The White Walker army hacks a Westeros satellite and sees that Jon and his boys are close by, they attack and all hell breaks lose. Before they get completely surrounded, Gendry is commanded to return to Eastwatch at the Wall, and send a raven to Daenerys requesting her help, he makes it.
- Jon, Tormund, The Hound, Jorah, Beric, and Thoros make it to a big rock just before the army gets to them, they are safe but completely surrounded and freezing.
- Thoros dies from his wounds (blue eyed bear) they burn the body. The Hound is bored and begins throwing rocks at the wights, until his rock reveals that the ice that cracked has re-frozen, allowing the wights to continue their attack. The group fights for their life against the wights, it is not going well. Daenerys arrives just in time with her three dragons, and begins burning the wights, you go girl!
- Daenerys lands Drogon, and attempts to save the group. the Night King ain't having none of this shit. He turns into a dead Olympian and throws his ice spear javelin style at one of the dragons, Viserion, and kills it.
- Dany manages to save everyone but Jon, Jon is left for dead but out of nowhere Uncle Benji saves the day, he goes all Chuck Norris on the wights. Sadly Uncle Benji dies but he saved Jon, Jon makes it back to the Wall.
- Jon is taken onboard a ship to King's Landing where he begins healing from the battle, Daenerys visits him. Jon finally "bends the knee" and calls Dany the Queen. Dany then agrees it is time to unite and fuck up the Night King, after all he killed one of her Dragons, Dany is on a mission now!
- The wights pull Viserion out of the frozen water, and with a touch of his hand, the Night King resurrects the dragon as a wight. Yep blue eyes are now in session, yep the Night King now has Viserion, oh shit!
