btw HH, Huxley may have hijacked it, but it is a Zen Buddhist concept. I was raised as a Zen Buddhist by my English Professor father. Talk about some tough love....:mj07:
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btw HH, Huxley may have hijacked it, but it is a Zen Buddhist concept. I was raised as a Zen Buddhist by my English Professor father. Talk about some tough love....:mj07:
whats amusing is how these doubters want us to name who did it where when how names places etc etc ... every single one of the answers to their questions has been posted here more than once, yet they want us to dredge it all back up ...
fine, you believe planes caused them to topple with a heated kerosene base that isnt half what it would take, and that the buildings all happened to collapse inward and all the bolts melt at the same time etc etc ... fine, thats completely plausible for people who cant think, great, hurrah for them ...
I on the other hand see thousands of things to point to much more, including respected witnesses and former gov. people turning on their past upper echelons.... let alone reliable heroes like william rodriguez ...
its really exhaustiing to see the insipid comments but i have tried to keep my patience the best in can and have been called 100xs more names than i ever dished out, and never once did i draw firstblood, or go whining to Jack ... responding to those that are most ergrigious in this regard, I refuse to do ...
a couple of those who post, tho i dont agree nor respect their opinions, i tried to lead by a hand and point things out, but its their right to dispute it, i understand... but to post barry sanders etc, is so beneath anything even a good parent would accept from a 8 year-old as proper behavior makes me laugh ...
I will keep submitting information that I'm sure 95% of the antis never consider, or at best cherry pick one bit of data and purblind to the greater concept rail against everything ...
using that premise, the truthers could say simply this: why would the head man in the USA sit reading pet the goat upside down after two buildings were struck and the secret service not usher him out immediately? it would never happen unless a conspiracy was afoot, never in a million years--the obvious fact that Bush put those kids at risk is enough to turn my stomach if i didnt know the game was rigged, just like he did.
peace to my pals
gregg
fine, you believe planes caused them to topple with a heated kerosene base that isnt half what it would take, and that the buildings all happened to collapse inward and all the bolts melt at the same time etc etc ... fine, thats completely plausible for people who cant think, great, hurrah for them ...
I on the other hand see thousands of things to point to much more, including respected witnesses and former gov. people turning on their past upper echelons.... let alone reliable heroes like william rodriguez ...
its really exhaustiing to see the insipid comments but i have tried to keep my patience the best in can and have been called 100xs more names than i ever dished out, and never once did i draw firstblood, or go whining to Jack ... responding to those that are most ergrigious in this regard, I refuse to do ...
a couple of those who post, tho i dont agree nor respect their opinions, i tried to lead by a hand and point things out, but its their right to dispute it, i understand... but to post barry sanders etc, is so beneath anything even a good parent would accept from a 8 year-old as proper behavior makes me laugh ...
I will keep submitting information that I'm sure 95% of the antis never consider, or at best cherry pick one bit of data and purblind to the greater concept rail against everything ...
using that premise, the truthers could say simply this: why would the head man in the USA sit reading pet the goat upside down after two buildings were struck and the secret service not usher him out immediately? it would never happen unless a conspiracy was afoot, never in a million years--the obvious fact that Bush put those kids at risk is enough to turn my stomach if i didnt know the game was rigged, just like he did.
peace to my pals
gregg
Are you frigging kidding me MadJack?
You post that name callers are going to get insta-banned and you let Jabberwocky run amuck calling me names and I still see him posting.
This is crap.
Apparently the name calling lamp has been re-lit.
Stand-by gentlemen and conspirators.
You post that name callers are going to get insta-banned and you let Jabberwocky run amuck calling me names and I still see him posting.
This is crap.
Apparently the name calling lamp has been re-lit.
Stand-by gentlemen and conspirators.
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With the proper training and a little practice, anyone can be an idiot. We're going to try to save you weeks and months of frustration and perhaps even the expense involved in hiring a professional idiot to tutor you. Of course, if money is no object, you could visit our sponsor and buy yourself all kinds of neat stuff with the money you will save.
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2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. If you don't have an intercom where you work, go to the local grocery store or mall and ask to have yourself paged. Then, walk up to the same clerk and say: "You paged me?".
3. Find out where your boss or most hated professor shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss or professor does. This is especially effective if the subject is the opposite gender.
4. Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. If you're a student and don't have a cubicle, take the mosquito netting with you to class. Drape it over yourself as soon as you sit down.
5. Change your e-mail address to xena_goddess_of_fire@bigfoot.com or Elvis_the_King@bigfoot.com. If they're already taken, use your new found idiotic imagination.... or try hotmail, yahoo, i-name ... Uhhh .. sorry, but idiots@americaworks.net is taken.
6. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
7. Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
8. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers. Or maybe fruit. My favorite idiot of all times actually is afraid of fruit. No kidding.
9. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors'. Especially effective with tax or tuition payments.
10. Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think." Midstream, change it to "That's what I think". Or maybe "I didn't think that."
11. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
12. dont use any punctuation and never capitalize i
13. Skip rather than walk. If you're healthy and able, an occasional cartwheel is in order, always accompanied by "Rah! Rah!".
14. Ask people what sex they are.
15. On any form that has a blank for sex, put "yes" or "no".
16. Specify that your drive-through order is 'to eat in'.
17. Sing along at the opera. If there isn't an opera near you, sing along with the soloist at Church next Sunday.
18. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. If there isn't a poetry recital near you, visit a computer club and rave about MSIE 3.0.
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holy baby jeesus! last night/early this morning, Jabber wooky started rampantly dishing out the names,
check time stamp around 3:30am. he obviously can't control himself.
check time stamp around 3:30am. he obviously can't control himself.
Jack,
request that you delete this thread:
http://www.madjacksports.com/forum/showthread.php?t=166547&highlight=marine
I held up my end of a bet on that picture. With it being used in personal attacks against me I would like it taken down.
There is no telling what jabberwockie is going to do with it. I am uncomfortable with him having access to it.
request that you delete this thread:
http://www.madjacksports.com/forum/showthread.php?t=166547&highlight=marine
I held up my end of a bet on that picture. With it being used in personal attacks against me I would like it taken down.
There is no telling what jabberwockie is going to do with it. I am uncomfortable with him having access to it.
i just went back and read the early am posts.
give me a break :mj07:
that's nothing like the name calling that was going on in here before.
you guys are having fun putting me in the middle here, huh?
real ****ing funny.
there's like 6 of you guys just ****ing with me. it's like you have a circle formed around me and are pushing me all around the middle kicking me in the balls every time i get pushed your way. jesus, maybe you all need a break from here. wtf can't you just get along. listen to HH or something. my god!
:mj16: :mj16: :mj16: :mj16:
For the sake of Jacks health (and your own face), why don't you guys just go in your own thread and stroke each other about how sane you are, and how crazy we are. :shrug:
Hey,
I'm just saying... it was put up here to cease with the name calling and all knowing agent gave you the green light to ban folks for name calling.
Is it petty? yup. I held back from unnecessary name calling on jabberwocky because of it though. Apparently I shouldn't have worried about holding back though.
This thread has lost all control and direction. Neither "side" is going to give up, I can pretty much guarantee that. Move it to the dumpster were it belongs and it can be hashed out there.
we tried that you nutjob, then you came in the thread posting stupid pics of coffee cans and mouthing off.
remember?
Your 'thread' didn't last long.:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:
Ran out of 'facts' after 2 posts eh...No wonder you resort to childish name calling and finger pointing.
You're on permanent ignore, like forever, from here on out.... :s4:
I know, you and your leader keeping saying that you have, but you keep responding to my posts. What draws you to me number 2? What makes you not hit "ignore user" next to my name? I've been asking that question for days and weeks, obviously something has peaked your interest or you would have followed thru on it a long time ago.
Just another fallacy you post, like everything else in this thread.
